Rob reminds me of one of your mother’s sayings: “an empty vessel makes the most noise.
Me - the most polite way of saying Rob is an airhead.
Paul almost made the Great Escape.
You know what I call Ryan now? ‘Scumbag Ryan.’
Me: I call him douchenozzle, personally.  To each his/her own way of putting down Ryan  Connor and his skeevy pursuit of Kay-teh.
The thing I was most disappointed with tonight was that Norris didn’t eat the brownies. I was waiting and waiting to see him turn into a human being.
I feel cheated too, Dad.  
The past few months - with Paul’s wife and now with Kirsty - they’ve had some really outstanding actors on Coronation Street. Those were not easy stories, and they were very believable.
Dad is most impressed.
Did they get the glass for the windows of the pub from the popemobile?
Me - Dad doesn’t believe shatterproof glass is up to current building code on a public house.  In other news: FIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!
But man oh man alive, that relationship between Fiz and Tyrone should never have happened. It’s been nothing but trouble from the get-go.
On Kirsty: ‘She’s going to go ballistic, isn’t she.’
Gail, don’t tell Sally! She might as well have printed it in the Weatherfield newspaper.
Me - I believe that’s the Weatherfield Gazette, Dad.  And what was the gossip rag that Blanche used to love reading?  Oh, Blanche.  I miss your tart tongue.  You’d have a field day with these younguns.
Gail doesn’t want David married, because Kylie is taking David away from her. I kind of, almost, sort of, maybe, a little, feel almost sorry for David.