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Rob reminds me of one of your mother’s sayings: “an empty vessel makes the most noise.
Me - the most polite way of saying Rob is an airhead.
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Paul almost made the Great Escape.
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You know what I call Ryan now? ‘Scumbag Ryan.’
Me: I call him douchenozzle, personally.  To each his/her own way of putting down Ryan  Connor and his skeevy pursuit of Kay-teh.
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The thing I was most disappointed with tonight was that Norris didn’t eat the brownies. I was waiting and waiting to see him turn into a human being.
I feel cheated too, Dad.  
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The past few months - with Paul’s wife and now with Kirsty - they’ve had some really outstanding actors on Coronation Street. Those were not easy stories, and they were very believable.
Dad is most impressed.
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Did they get the glass for the windows of the pub from the popemobile?
Me - Dad doesn’t believe shatterproof glass is up to current building code on a public house.  In other news: FIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!
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But man oh man alive, that relationship between Fiz and Tyrone should never have happened. It’s been nothing but trouble from the get-go.
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On Kirsty: ‘She’s going to go ballistic, isn’t she.’
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Gail, don’t tell Sally! She might as well have printed it in the Weatherfield newspaper.
Me - I believe that’s the Weatherfield Gazette, Dad.  And what was the gossip rag that Blanche used to love reading?  Oh, Blanche.  I miss your tart tongue.  You’d have a field day with these younguns.
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Gail doesn’t want David married, because Kylie is taking David away from her. I kind of, almost, sort of, maybe, a little, feel almost sorry for David.